Cheers to Margaritas & Friends

Okay she totally took my words out of context smh...
But I guess a praise is a praise

 "Let me hear you make some joyful crazy margarita noise"...in my best Kirk Franklin Stomp voice.  It's here, it's official, it's National Margarita Day.  I know take a deep breath...it's like a Christmas Eve for Cinco De Mayo.

I don't know why this has been a secret for so long, but thank God for Google.  I feel like I found the cure for World Peace.  Okay, maybe not world peace, but it could bring some civility to whatever argument.  I don't know if you can tell, but I was a little bit more than excited about this day. Talk about a great reason to text, watch the news, read the paper, and use social media.

Margaritas have always been my drink of choice. I use to get them everywhere, well until Mel told me to stop making it so complicated lol...everybody can't make one that's for sure.  Shoot, I like what I like lol.   I know what you're thinking this sounds like another lush moment.   Honestly though, I really enjoy the chatting while sipping with friends.  I will always cherish those moments, OMG, I feel a Oscar winning speech coming on...hand on heart, tear tear...stuttering and overwhelmed...do you get the point lol.

Majority of my friends learned more about me and vice versa due to the two shots of tequila, ice, Cointreau, limes, and no salt on rim conversations. Goshly, it's not rocket science...I don't know why some bartenders make it so difficult smh.  Needless to say my close friends shared this drink with me. Regardless if it's one, two glasses or a pitcher; by the end of the night, or day, lol the Golden Girl theme song is playing in my head.

We all have a Betty moment from time to time lol.

So even though February 22 will always be known as National Margarita Day...yes I have to say it fully in order for it to be official, I will never wait that long to have it with the ones I love the most. Hope you enjoyed the day and the drinks rather it been on the rocks or frozen. This one is dedicated to my girls who I love like a bag of pearls.  Love you much chicas!

 Until next time, stay tuned

You ladies have been through some serious milestones with me, and regardless of how long we were apart I still feel like we never missed a beat!!

Ruzzle Trying to Make Me Go To Rehab

Sear, late, later, note, notes tone, toner, toners...ummmmm okay I need a new word...yes...triple word....one minute...I thought that was a word...let me try it again...dang it, move on...gel, leg, gear, gate, gates, gater...heart is raceing 200 beats a minute...now mind went blank... tatter, prat, par, pear, tear tore.  Buzzer sound...I used that word already?   Man, I should have used the "E" worth double the points...10 seconds left...knock it out...3, 2, 1...yes that was a good game...wait 40 words out of 365...omg I have the vocabulary of a 3rd grader. Rematch!

This is how I feel everyday when I play Ruzzle; the best app ever made, until they come out with something better anyway.  Thank you to the Almighty Father who created the developer of this 2 minute mind blowing orgasm.  I'm starting to realize that the love of this game is really starting to affect my life.  I wonder what gave it away....thanking God for it, or comparing it to sex (Phaedra Park face).  Needless to say it's my drug of choice. 

Now I' know I'm not the only person experiencing this habit...Facebook proven...but just in case you're in denial let me help you out

1.  You spent $2.99 on the game because you really wanted to know the remaining 325+ words that you missed...if you didn't know...the game is free.

Don't even front like this hasn't happnen to you...remember acceptance is the first step.

2. You're seriously contemplating spending $2.99...if you haven't already fell victim to step # 1.

3.  You rejected your mama's phone call in order to accomplish the "Not Now" achievement. Now call your mother and have a 2Pac "Dear Mama" moment...smh apologize Mom xoxo.

4.  You play the game while walking to your short journeys at work i.e. restrooms, water coolers, and vending machines  God forbid you have a parched throat or uncontrollable bladder...it's just going to have to wait...it's time for the pee pee dance.

Use the Percolator Dance beat, it's more fun to dance that way lol.

5.  You're deprived of sleep in order to play all 10 games that you have going simultaneously.  You know you can't keep your eyes open and tired as hell,  and the small sane portion of your brain is praying that the competition won't ask for a rematch.

6.  You wake up in the morning for work and seriously play a game before brushing your teeth or going to the restroom...mind you everybody played their turn while you were sleep.  So 2 minutes now turned into 20 minutes, and you're right back at step 5 all over again..

7.  It's 1 degrees outside and you remove your gloves and take the risk of frost bite because the app can't identify your movement with them on

8.  You realize that red lights are not as long as you thought they were, and you try to act like you didn't see it turn green until the road rage driver behind you honks his horn.

9.  All your friends are too busy to play, and you're frustrated with Ruzzle for taking too long to find a random opponent  

10.  You know good and dang well you're not bilingual, but play  Ruzzle in Russian because you can't get a faster opponent in English.  Spanish just seems like the easy way out. 

11.  You not only play your BF from Facebook, but also your associates...if they are even considered that...I mean you never even been to their profiles let along thumbs up their photos...better yet ya'll just know each other because you think you saw them around campus. Who cares, you just need an opponent.

12.  You talk so much stuff to the random opponent to the point that they won't play you anymore.  Note to self, learn how not to be a poor winner

13.  In mid conversation with your non-digital friend youuuuuuu Stop! Hammer Time, because you just won a game. Now the digital friend can't see you,and the friend in front of you thinks you're just weird....awwwkwward.

I'm getting help, obviously Ruzzle has distracted me enough. I'm a shame to say that this game is the reason why it took me so long to write this blog. Well I gotta go it's my turn...I mean I have serious business to take care of lol...don't judge me.

Until next time...stay tuned