Frontal View

It’s sometimes considered grotesque or God's greatest creation.  We calculate it using the formula A=LxW.  It might be admired by many; and the ones that might not want the real deal may strap it just for the effect.  What is it you wonder?  The one eyed monster, Pretty Willy, Mr. Big or just plain and simple PENIS.  Don't freak out, Judd Apatow, a producer from a more unattractive and less fashionable similar concept of Sex and the City, Girls confirmed the ratio of how much penis people can handle in a movie. “Five seconds yes, 20 seconds no.”

I can understand why HBO let these chicas know their series would cancel if men's heads were exposed for too long. Myself, I'm even a little annoyed when guys send me a dick pic.  I guess it depends on the time of the day, sometimes too much cock can be overwhelming in photos or movies before noon.  Don’t judge me! Ladies and, shoot, even gentlemen don't act like you don't have at least two in your phone, or had this happen to you for that matter, whatever floats your boat. The secrete of just wondering, what it looks like, is good enough for me.  For TV, just seeing a hard-on upfront will always be -hardcore porn,  but if it’s soft...humph shrug shoulders...Cinemax it is.   I’m cool just keeping my imagination flowing; it eliminates the possibility of disappointment.  The one's below are just a few I still think about every now and then.  

D'angelo--Untitled-How Does It Feel video...FYI Pink wasn't the only person to form a pelvis like that.  Also I listened to this song on repeat while I wrote this...what? inspiration...lol.

Alexander Skarsgard- Now we all know we weren't focused on that book in the last episode of True Blood...it didn't even have title on the cover. 

Mark Wahlberg-Yeah, Calvin Klein was really cocky in the the 90s, but Justin Bieber will never 

compare.

Ryan Gosling-Was I the only one asking Steve Carrell to move his head a little to the right in Crazy Stupid Love?

Ken Jeong- I'm all about diversity baby...but really I want to see it because TBS and FX censor it..lol.

If you made it this far, maybe you can handle the Long John more than you thought.  

Until next time...