This is how I feel everyday when I play Ruzzle; the best app ever made, until they come out with something better anyway. Thank you to the Almighty Father who created the developer of this 2 minute mind blowing orgasm. I'm starting to realize that the love of this game is really starting to affect my life. I wonder what gave it away....thanking God for it, or comparing it to sex (Phaedra Park face). Needless to say it's my drug of choice.
Now I' know I'm not the only person experiencing this habit...Facebook proven...but just in case you're in denial let me help you out
1. You spent $2.99 on the game because you really wanted to know the remaining 325+ words that you missed...if you didn't know...the game is free.
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| Don't even front like this hasn't happnen to you...remember acceptance is the first step. |
2. You're seriously contemplating spending $2.99...if you haven't already fell victim to step # 1.
3. You rejected your mama's phone call in order to accomplish the "Not Now" achievement. Now call your mother and have a 2Pac "Dear Mama" moment...smh apologize Mom xoxo.
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4. You play the game while walking to your short journeys at work i.e. restrooms, water coolers, and vending machines God forbid you have a parched throat or uncontrollable bladder...it's just going to have to wait...it's time for the pee pee dance.
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| Use the Percolator Dance beat, it's more fun to dance that way lol. |
5. You're deprived of sleep in order to play all 10 games that you have going simultaneously. You know you can't keep your eyes open and tired as hell, and the small sane portion of your brain is praying that the competition won't ask for a rematch.
6. You wake up in the morning for work and seriously play a game before brushing your teeth or going to the restroom...mind you everybody played their turn while you were sleep. So 2 minutes now turned into 20 minutes, and you're right back at step 5 all over again..
7. It's 1 degrees outside and you remove your gloves and take the risk of frost bite because the app can't identify your movement with them on
8. You realize that red lights are not as long as you thought they were, and you try to act like you didn't see it turn green until the road rage driver behind you honks his horn.
8. You realize that red lights are not as long as you thought they were, and you try to act like you didn't see it turn green until the road rage driver behind you honks his horn.
9. All your friends are too busy to play, and you're frustrated with Ruzzle for taking too long to find a random opponent
10. You know good and dang well you're not bilingual, but play Ruzzle in Russian because you can't get a faster opponent in English. Spanish just seems like the easy way out.
11. You not only play your BF from Facebook, but also your associates...if they are even considered that...I mean you never even been to their profiles let along thumbs up their photos...better yet ya'll just know each other because you think you saw them around campus. Who cares, you just need an opponent.
12. You talk so much stuff to the random opponent to the point that they won't play you anymore. Note to self, learn how not to be a poor winner
13. In mid conversation with your non-digital friend youuuuuuu Stop! Hammer Time, because you just won a game. Now the digital friend can't see you,and the friend in front of you thinks you're just weird....awwwkwward.
I'm getting help, obviously Ruzzle has distracted me enough. I'm a shame to say that this game is the reason why it took me so long to write this blog. Well I gotta go it's my turn...I mean I have serious business to take care of lol...don't judge me.
Until next time...stay tuned
Lmao.... Rofl.. I knew Ruzzle was serious when u requested games as b-day presents..... tyj, not being able to spell has final paid off, lol
ReplyDeleteyou ignored my PHONE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@mia jai I don't know if that's paid off quite yet..I really need to step up my game...@ mom you took one for the team...I love you.
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